From the Port Charles Herald...
Wanted: Full-time nanny to take care of two young boys ages 9 and 4. Must have no life in order to be able to come when called, day or night. A nanny is essential because all three of the boys' parents are far too busy to be concerned with their needs. Applicants must be willing to fulfil every one of the children's desires no matter how indulgent they may seem.
Duties include taking the children to and from school, chaperoning them from one parents' house to another, reading to them, bathing them and basically the general raising of the children. Applicants must not be afraid to risk their lives on a daily basis and prior experience with firearms is a plus, but not a requirement.
For more information call Carly Benson Quartermaine Corinthos Corinthos Alcazar Jacks' assistant at (555)638-0911.
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