Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Missing:
Dr. Robin Scorpio

DOB: October 12, 1977

Race: Caucasian Sex: Female

Hair: Various shades of brunette Eyes: Brown

Height: 5'2 Weight: 110

Missing Since: Fall 2007 Missing From: Port Charles, NY


Last seen: Happily enjoying a piggyback ride given by Dr. Patrick Drake

Description: Intelligent, compassionate, loving and organized. Major planner and analyzer.

Be on the lookout for an imposter who has been claiming to be Ms. Scorpio. This imposter exhibits uncharacteristic behavior such as asking guys she barely knows for sperm donations and keeps a blog that says insane things like "Damien Spinelli is the perfect genetic match" and "he possesses all the ideal qualities that I’d like my child to inherit" and "I’ve always wanted my baby’s father to be someone I trust and admire, and Spinelli is that guy." The real Robin Scorpio would never say things because:

a) Real Robin would not consider love of barbeque chips and orange soda and a tendency to spas out at any moment "ideal qualities"
b) Real Robin barely knows Spinelli and could therefore not "trust and admire" him since she does not trust easily
c) Real Robin would never ask a father to give up his own child given that she beliefs a father has every right to his child even if the parents aren't together (See Michael and Spencer who'sthedaddy storylines)

If you find Ms. Scorpio, please contact Mac at the PCPD. Call at anytime because he'll be there since that is the only place that be allow him to pop up.

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